Dear Mr. President

It was the thrill of this dude's lifetime to see and hear you live and in person last week in my hometown of Minneapolis. 

I think it takes a particular kind of presidential courage to get up there like you did in the middle of all this Impeachment Scam and tell the country what's really going on in language they can understand. Do you have any idea of the impact your plain statement about Biden kissing Obama's ass made in Nice Nellie Minneapolis? You brought 'em the news for sure, Mr. President.  

And for our so-called mayor to ask you for the rent before you even got there was another lefty scam to this dude's way of thinking. Heck, so what if you owe some other grouchy cities some money? They should know that you're good for it. Everybody knows that all those people in Atlantic City did poor work or gave poor service and didn't deserve to get paid in the first place.

You bring people and cash money to whatever city you choose to honor, Mr. President, and all that stuff about you walking into the dressing room at Miss Teen America back in 1997 is another piece of fake news. South Padre Island in Texas where it was held never had such a good week and for the convention center there to still send you bills is treasonable, if you ask me.

At the rally last week I was really impressed with how you've really polished your speaking style. That little question mark rise at the end of your sentences really drives home your points. I wouldn't listen to those haters who say you sound like an old male Valley Girl.

I bet it feels so good to get up there and feel the love of your people, that sea of friendly red hats and smooth, handsome and beautiful faces, all turned up to you like you are some kind of messiah (which I really think you are). And the way you draw the love from them has to be religious when you get right down to it. Maybe after your second term you could form some kind of church or something.

President Trump, you promised to bring the boys home and that's exactly what you're doing and, like you said, those Kurds never helped us out at Normandy, so why should we keep giving them money and guns and all that? And you've killed ISIS so dead that all that talk about them coming back is more of the “bullshit” you call out so loud and clear.

And I know that Mr. Giuliani is a bit of a problem right now and I think you're right to back him up. Heck, if you don't or actually get rid of him, he might be the kind of the person who would tell false stories about you like all those other people are. First, it was that spy they call “the whistle-blower” and then all those other people – too many women involved, if you ask me – who now are lining up to help with the Impeachment Scam. 

And all that stuff with your taxes. I think when America sees all those mega-billions and clean bills of health, we will finally be able to get this country back on track.

Yours very, very faithfully,

John White