AOC and Princess West Wing

So there was Don Junior, weirdly-bearded and soaringly stupid, leading the crowd in “AOC Sucks! AOC Sucks!” and then chiding them for being “nasty.” He had the proud look on his face of a toddler taking his first potty poop.

AOC handled that like a natural political counter-puncher, saying the chant was “very subtle” and that Trump Junior and his father need a woman to “vilify” now that Hillary Clinton is out of everybody's picture but Donald Trump's, who keeps on the Hillary hunt even with a new woman punching bag in AOC, “Hiawatha” Elizabeth Warren notwithstanding. Still, there's one woman Donald Trump stays way clear of because she has the power to cut him off at his wrinkled knees – Nancy Pelosi.

The media seems to have a penchant for name-chopping portmanteau ever since J-Lo, and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has thus become AOC, which is a  shame, really, because Alexandria is such a beautiful name. AOC makes for easier headlines, though, and Ms. AOC has been making them ever since she upset political hack Joe Crowley to become the youngest woman in Congressional history.

And, face it, she has potentially done more for America with one move – the New Green Deal – than Trump has even thought of doing in his mania for enriching the rich, killing health care, and making the border an immigration hell. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is representative of the activated women and men of today who are finished with old white men and the swamp they have created and filled with their nasty confederates. They are going to kick ass all the way to the ballot box. AOC also means “America Our Country” and she and her allies are going to take it back. She is 29 years old.

Ivanka Trump is 37. I see her egg-smooth, halo-haired bland face, and the word that fastens around it is “smarmy,” although I know a face can't really be smarmy. But her whole person reeks of smarm.

Vampire smarm, at that; she and Jared look like they sleep in matching MAGA coffins. And after Ivanka posted some deep smarm to end Women's History Month, she got this among the onslought of negative reactions: “Please enough from Princess West Wing.”

Perfect. “Princess West Wing” sounds like a cutout character from a bad Gilbert and Sullivan operetta. Actually, her White House whispered nickname is “Princess Royal,” truly earned from her tone-deaf arrogance and endless parading as her father's favored baby doll princess, all Freudian and creepy.

The whole Trump outfit is cretin creepy, the family especially, Ivanka particularly, when you match her up against a woman in full like AOC, who hasn't yet even come close to hitting her stride after a few short months in  Congress. She and the other women and young women in Congress are here to stay, you huff-and-puff old fools, so learn to dance or go back home.

Ivanka, on the other hand, has no stride to hit and never has. Her every step has been one of privilege and wealth and you put her behind the bar that AOC tended on her way to Congress and she'd get beer on her designer shoes and wail for her father.

AOC just wails.