So Nice

It would be so nice to see Angela Merkel walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Queen Elizabeth walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Melania Trump walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to have seen Hillary Clinton at one of the debates walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Stormy Daniels walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see every woman whom Donald Trump has separated from her child or children walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see each of the many, many women who have accused Donald Trump of sexual harassment – or worse – walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Senator Elizabeth Warren walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Theresa May walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see every woman whose family will lose a farm or business because of Donald Trump’s insane tariffs walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see every woman who is going to lose health care because of Donald Trump’s insane policies walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see every woman who is going to lose control of her own body if Roe vs. Wade is likely overturned walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Sarah Huckabee Sanders admit that as a Christian woman and mother she can no longer tell incessant lies about a truly evil man, walk off the White House podium and up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Rosie O’Donnell walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

It would be so nice to see Arianna Huffington walk up to Donald Trump and slap him hard across his pig face.

I am against violence as a rule, but these symbolic fantasy slaps would be delivered to the pig face of a man who delivers political, moral, psychic, and personal violence not just to women, but to an increasingly large portion of what once was the “free world,” which he seems bent on destroying.

As a P.S. to these fantasy slaps, Robert De Niro, perhaps the finest actor of his time, has said he would love to punch Donald Trump in his pig face. Go ahead, Bobby.

It would be so nice.