This is the holiest day of the Christian calendar, so for all the professed Christians who have given their earthly alliance to Donald Trump, let’s see how he stacks up against the Ten Commandments, one of the pillars of Christianity.
1. Thou shall have no other gods before Me. Money-money-money or, as they say in the Bible, Mammon. Trump worships at the shrine of Mammon with every sour breath he takes. Robert Mueller is following the money trail, and guess where it will end and who it will destroy?
2. Thou shall not make idols. Does a wall qualify as an idol? Yes, the way Trump seems to worship the very idea of a wall and all the creepy exclusionary racist principles it represents. Only trouble, this is one idol that seems to have already fallen. Mexico laughs at the idea of paying for it, even the Republican-controlled Congress barely pays it lip service, yet alone actually paying for it, and now he is grasping at the straw of having the “rich” military paying for it. That sound you hear in the halls of the Pentagon is laughter at the idea.
3. Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain. Every time Trump misses a putt or thinks of “Crooked Hillary” or thousands of other bothers like Stormy Daniels, he lets loose a “Goddamn” that floats up to Christian Heaven where it is recorded in the Book of Payback.
5. Honor they father and mother. This is one commandment that Trump has always kept, honoring his slumlord daddy Freddy by sleazing and stiffing everyone he has ever done business with. The list is infinite. As to his mother, she is as forgotten as his first two wives.
6. Thou shall not kill. Trump is poised to become the biggest killer in history, which he might very well end, if he listens to the warmongers like John Bolton whom he is surrounding himself with like a dark posse of annihilation.
7. Thou shall not commit adultery. Yo, this dude has done it on page six of the New York Post. Adultery is right up there with golf as a Trump passion. See Stormy Daniels above.
8. Thou shall not steal. Donald Trump would take the pennies off a dead man’s – or dead woman’s – eyes and through his ICE Gestapo is stealing the lives of many decent and honest families. He is a born and proud thief.
9. Thou shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor. First, who would want to be Trump’s neighbor? If he wanted your back yard for a putting green, he would swear you are running a child sex slave ring or a dope ring and have you arrested and executed.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s wife nor his ass. Suffice to say that he covets his neighbor’s wife’s ass – any neighbor, any ass.
So, all you good Trump-loving Christians, it looks like the old Ten Commandments just won’t cut it any more –but so what as long as Donald Trump is making America Great Again? Christianity? Not so much.
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