Blowhard-in-Chief

What’s up with the New York Times? Donald Trump blasts and belittles them at every opportunity as “fake news” and “failing” and they send high level journalists down to Florida to listen to this asshole run his mouth about how great he is.

Maybe that’s it, though. If they print his specious boasts for all the world to read – well, that part of the world who reads the NYT anyhow –  maybe one Trumpster will come to his or her senses, however doubtful that premise is.

They only talked for a half-hour, but the fake president reiterated 16 times that there was no collusion with Russia vis a vis the fake election. Hmmm … isn’t there a Shakespeare quote that “methinks the lady doth protest too much?” Gender aside, that would seem to fit here pretty well. If there was nothing going on, why deny it at such absurd lengths, even if this guy’s middle name is Absurd?

Now we get to the good part. You can tell Trump has read his Bible because he sure doesn’t hide his candle under a bushel (whatever a “bushel” is). Hell no, he shines searchlights on his delusional genius.

Dig it: he went off on China for supposedly selling oil to North Korea, but then added that Chinese President Xi Jinping “treated me better than anybody’s ever been treated in the history of China.”

First, Trump knows about as much about Chinese history as my cat Ingrid. Didn’t they treat Marco Polo and even Nixon pretty well? There’s even an opera by John Adams called “Nixon In China.” The deal here was Xi rolled out the fake red carpet and put on some fancy dinners and he had our fake president eating out of his  Chinese hand.

Here’s a real hoot: Trump says he knows “the details of taxes better than anybody. Better than the greatest CPA.” I blush for him at his supreme modesty. The only details of taxes he knows are rigging them to fuck the middle class and further enrich his rich friends as he told them over the fake holidays.

And the kicker is he said he knows more about the “big bills” in Congress “than any president that’s ever been in office.” Then how come he can’t pass any other than the fake tax bill?

Don’t worry though, folks, we’re going to have another seven years of this creepy-ass, squinty eyed, puffy-necked ringer because he told the Times that the currently unfair press will give him more favorable coverage to ensure he’s re-elected because it will boost their ratings. I think the term for that kind of thinking is “circular logic,” of which Donald Trump is the master of all time.

What could the Times people have been thinking as they sat there and listened to this preposterous fake president make preposterous claim after claim? They probably thought he was crazy as a shithouse rat.

That he is because he is obviously a rat and the stuff he says is obviously crazy and he has made the White House into an outhouse.

But it’s the greatest outhouse in the history of the universe. Just ask the shithead in charge.