2022

After the assassination of Robert Mueller – still an open case – as he was leaving church in February, 2018, Donald Trump narrowly won a second term against Joe Biden in a campaign that featured Trump continually accusing Biden of having a long-standing affair with Hillary Clinton.

Despite the fact that Trump made his second inaugural address in a wheelchair after a series of mini-strokes that left him with a permanent speech impairment, the speech being read for him by his daughter Ivanka, now Secretary of State, midway through his second term, the Trump Gospel, as his administration is now known, has fulfilled many   of the promises Ivanka made for her father, who repeatedly gave his signature thumbs up sign before being wheeled off the podium by Donald Trump, Jr., now Attorney General.

Among the Trump Gospel actions to date are the installation of the NRA as a cabinet position and a lengthy jail term for any subject – formely citizen – who fails to display a full-color photo of Trump in a prominent household position.

Also, the writ of habeas corpus has been stricken from the law of the land by the Trump Board, formerly known as the Supreme Court, who invoked what is known as the Lincoln Rule, although declining to define it.

All public places are now required to display the Confederate flag as well as the former American flag, now called the Trump Banner. Concurrently, the Ku Klux Klan has been ruled a legitimate social club by the Trump Board, although the wearing of hoods is optional.

A poll tax has been instituted with mandatory voting, although households with annual incomes of more than $2 million are exempted. Even though elections now feature only one Trump Gospel-approved candidate, the poll tax is being used to fund the ongoing prosecution of Hillary Clinton, who faces a death sentence for treason and non-payment of traffic tickets. Bill Clinton is currently in solitary confinement in the newly re-opened Alcatraz, now known as Trump Island. Clinton has been convicted of sexual abuse of a blue dress.

Melania and Barron Trump have been named national landmarks and subjects must bow in their presence.

Trump’s mini-strokes have been christened “touches of God” by the Trump Gospel, which is petitioning the Catholic Church to institute one-step canonization under threat of expulsion from the United States. All American cardinals have signed the petition. 

“Art of the Deal” and all episodes of “The Apprentice” are now required reading and viewing at the start of every school year through the Ph. D. level. The fact that “The Apprentice” episodes take up so much school time has been alleviated by the elimination of history from all curriculums, except at the Ph.D. level where dissertations have been dropped in favor of oral exams given by Trump Gospel examiners.

The former axis known as the “military industrial complex” must now be referred to as “Our Guys” and anyone using the former term either publicly or privately will be interned in the Dwight Eisenhower Barracks at Fort Leavenworth, Kansas.

At the second inauguration, Ivanka Trump’s stirring reading of her father’s address was played non-stop for 24 hours on all electronic media outlets and was the only story in special editions of all print media.

The speech ended with Ivanka turning to her father and saying, “God bless the United States, but, most of all – God bless you, daddy!”