Poll-Cats, Arise!

There is a poll for almost everything from welfare to Mayfair, so Civic Duty is joining the big Poll Parade with our first ever, humdinger, super cool, what-the-fuck poll – to be taken lightly at all costs.

The CD Poll is naturally about things Trump, but there will be no questions about Trump himself because he is and will always be King Rat and that is that. All the questions refer to his nest of vipers (family included).

Here we go, poll-cats:

•       If all of Trump’s team was drowning, would you save any of them?
•       Which of Team Trump has shown the least regard for our country?
•       Who is the biggest liar?
•       Who is the sleaziest? (List in order of sleaze.)
•       Who will be proven to have lied the most re Russia? (Ties here are permissible.)
•       Who has benefitted the most financially from his or her position?
•       Who has the worst breath?
•       Who is the craziest? (Ties again okay.)
•       Who will end up in jail?
•       Who is the ugliest? (Ties again.)
•       Who has the ugliest soul? (Pick one here.)
•       Who secretly hates Trump and is leaking like a sieve?
•       What suit club does The Mooch belong to?

I could go on endlessly. I’ll stop here, fearing poll-fatigue.

Tell you what, though: in addition to answers, respondents can frame their own poll questions and put them out there for a real Poll-Arama. How’s that?

Go to it, poll-cats!